Wednesday, 30 November 2016

Cerese: Americans know how to tailgate

 Photo credits:  Cerese

We're Americans, so we had a smashing tailgate party at the Rugby match between
the United States and France - womens' teams.  As you can see from the photos, it was
a november night, so everyone was well wrapped up, and fortified by the fabulous food
and wine at the tailgate. 

Nothing like a tailgate party!  Thanks go to Susan Rey for suggesting this AWG event - it may have been a little on the cool side, but that didn't stop the partiers from partying on!

Bruno and Jan, Michel and Mary-Catherine, Jean and Michael Elizabeth and Anne


As is AWG's tradition, whenever 2 or more are gathered together, there is ALWAYS PLENTY to eat!
Brought to share at our Ladies Rugby Tailgate Party were:
- sultry salsa and chips 
- Fabulous Hot soup
- Hot dogs 
- cole slaw
- sauerkraut for the dogs
- savory sushis
- wine
- cheese
- veggies and dip
 And:
Mireille brought her succulent sushi.  Just the job for a rugby game.

Anne and Jan

Monday, 28 November 2016

Kim: Thanksgiving #2, AWG celebrates our national holiday

Rachel setting up
Fabulous food, fabulous prizes, fabulous things on sale, fabulous decorations, fabulous friends and fabulous fun.
One of the long dining tables

Fun raffle prizes - hampers of Christmas food, Thanksgiving items, a Childrens' hamper,
packages of books, and a very generous donation of a week's stay in a house in Yorkshire, UK.
Lots of very happy recipients - thank you to Orla, our FAWCO Representative, for arranging
all these terrific prizes. 



These guys brought out the beautifully-carved turkey - Michel and Laurent.  Round of applause

Not sure what Orla's up to on the floor here - surrounded by all the prizes

apero hour

Checking out the raffle prizes

Maria's elegantly-packaged salts - excellent Christmas gifts

..... and books on sale (of course)

 



Maggie: Thanksgiving #1

... almost too heavy, but plenty to eat

This bad boy was 11kg

Thursday, 24 November 2016

Sue Rich: a year of gardening in Antibes, in the Alpes-Maritimes

GARDEN CLUB November
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This month we viewed a documentary film, « Le Potager de Mon Grandpère «  au Château de Restinclières. It was filmed lovingly over a year by Vincent Esposito at his grandfather’s garden near Antibes.  Those of us from the Garden Group who were present were:  Maggie, Sue Rich, Sue Rey, Mariannick and PeggyF.

Here are the different activities  (and related tips from the grandfather) month by month. He uses ancestral techniques that have proved their worth over generations.
He attaches great importance to the different phases of the moon.
He uses seeds that he has set aside from previous years to plant his new crops.
The grandfather was quite a character, and it was amusing to see the contrast between the « right » way   he did things in  his garden, and the « wrong » things his brother- in- law did next door !

November :  He goes gathering mushrooms after the new moon and at the same time fills bags with leaf mould from the woods. He preserves his mushrooms in oil.

December :  He digs up his (large ) garden using a spade, so as not to injure or otherwise perturb the earthworms that are so vital for the soil. They reproduce at this time.
He gathers seeds, in particular from cucumber and eggplant, for planting the next year.
He washes them and eliminates those that float to the surface, before drying them.

January :  Month of rest.

February :  He prepares his seed potatoes for planting, choosing small ones with several eyes. He plants them, incorporating plenty of the forest leaf mould. 

March :  He plants pumpkin and other types of squash in pots ( points downward as the roots sprout from the point.) He plants his tomato seeds  late March or early April, but at the waning moon. He also plants beans and bell peppers .

April :  Tomatoes :  He plants all his tomato stakes in readiness for the young plants.
They will have sprouted at the rising of the next moon (so he says ! )  He uses straw on the surface of the soil.

May :  He plants all the young tomatoes in May and sprays them with a mixture of copper suphate and lime. He warns against over-watering. Once a week is sufficient.
Celery, lettuce, onions and broccoli are also planted in May.

June :  He begins to harvest potatoes, peas, beans and zucchini.

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July : 

His tomatoes and other vegetables are in full production. He dries tomatoes on racks after cutting them in halves. He also produces huge quantities of pulp which he also preserves, (using antiquated equipment which seem to work perfectly well).

August  - September :  the family enjoy the fruit of all the hard labour ! Grandpère  still busy preserving what hasn’t been eaten ! Don’t we all wish we had him in our family !





October :  The yearly cycle begins again.

Monday, 21 November 2016

Denise: John Cleese wishes to tell Americans something



To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II resumes monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Theresa May, MP for the 97.8% of you who have, until now, been unaware there's a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America. Congress and the Senate are disbanded. A questionnaire circulated next year will determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid your transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. Look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Check "aluminium" in the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you pronounce it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour'. Likewise you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary." Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed." There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you should not have chat shows.
2. There is no such thing as "US English." We'll let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u'.
3. You should learn to distinguish English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). Scottish dramas such as 'Taggart' will no longer be broadcast with subtitles.You must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon." If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire Floridashire, Louisianashire.
4. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1.
5. You should stop playing American "football." There's only one kind of football. What you call American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.1% of you aware there is a world outside your borders may have noticed no one else plays "American" football. You should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every two seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies) You should stop playing baseball. It's not reasonable to host event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team stripe, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
6. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns, or anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because you are not sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you need a permit to carry a vegetable peeler.
7. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday. It will be called "Indecisive Day."
8. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left. At the same time, you will go metric without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
9. Learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't French, they're Belgian though 97.8% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat.
10. The cold tasteless stuff you call beer is actually lager. Only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer." Substances once known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," except for the product of the American Budweiser company which will be called "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
11. The UK will harmonise petrol prices (or "Gasoline," as you will be permitted to keep calling it) for those of the former USA, adopting UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon, get used to it).
12. Learn to resolve personal issues without guns, lawyers or therapists. That you need many lawyers and therapists shows you're not adult enough to be independent. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
13. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
14. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your co-operation.

* John Cleese [Basil Fawlty, Fawlty Towers, Sir Lancelot of Camelot (Monty Python & The Quest for the Holy Grail), Torquay, Devon, England and member of the Ministry of Silly Walks]

This Public Service Announcement Has Been Brought To You By Your Friends At C.O.G. Inc.


Sunday, 20 November 2016

Maggie: ceilidh for St Andrew's Day


            
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Le Ceilidh Club (danses écossaises)
d'Aqueduc Montferrier
vous invite à passer
une soirée écossaise de  danses et chants
accompagnées d’orchestre et cornemuses

 le vendredi 25 novembre 2016 à partir du 20H30
à la Salle Le Devézou
(sur la route de Montferrier à St-Clément)

à l'occasion de la fête de Saint André, saint patron de l'Ecosse

Participation :  5 euros pour les membres d’Aqueduc
10 euros pour les non-adhérents
5 euros pour les 12 à 18 ans
gratuit pour les moins de 12 ans

Vous êtes priés d’apporter un plat (salé ou sucré) à partager,
ainsi que vos assiettes, couverts, verres et boissons.

Les kilts et les jupes écossaises sont les bienvenus, mais pas obligatoires. 
Les chaussures souples sont conseillées.


               Informations : Maggie PALU   
                             Téléphone : 04  99  23  94  72
                              E-mail :  HYPERLINK "mailto:mspalu@wanadoo.fr"mspalu@wanadoo.fr
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Friday, 18 November 2016

Katharine C: a word from our First Lady


An immigrant is taking my job Michelle Obama Melania Trump

Maggie: our hike along the Col de la Cardonille



Maggie, Frances (a BCA member) and Mariannick
Great weather for the hike near the Col de la Cardonille on November 16th.
Stunning Fall foliage and colour


Les absents avaient tort.  We started along the Berges de l’Hérault, and as
we descended to the river, we discovered that part of the trail had been
damaged by the recent floods.  As we walked a bit further, we noticed that
the wild boars had been there before us.  Fortunately we didn't see any, nor
did we see any hunters, though at one point we noticed that we were on a
trail of blood, and it looked like a dead animal had been dragged up-hill.


We were not entirely without wildlife.  We saw a llama, some sheep, and a
couple of donkeys (even though we were not really in the Cevennes).  The
trees were not as spectacular as Indian Summer in some countries, but there
were some very colorful flowers along the way.


We crossed the site of a
former gravel quarry, which had to shut down because of environmental
concerns about it changing the banks of the Hérault.

All in all, a lovely
afternoon, thanks to Mariannick and the weather.



Maggie wrote:  if the three AWG members on the hike had carried flags, they might have been called the “tri-color team.”  All three red, white and blue, but in different arrangements.  American, British, and French, but there are many more red, white &blue flags in the world, and AWG could field members from several other countries with those colors.

Maggie, Joyce and Mariannick

Cerese: Coffee Chat in November



 There was, from left to right: Petra, Corinne (behind Petra),  Michael Elizabeth (in orange baseball cap from PARIS Chapter) Mariannick, Susan and Linda. Not in this photo but present were Genette and myself, Cerese. Spirits were high, fun and light. A great time was had by all!!!

Mary-Catherine commented:  Great to see so many members out today! 

Post-election comments

 

The statue of Winston Churchill, on the north-east corner of Parliament Square
Winston Churchill (who won and lost elections), said:

The best argument
against democracy is a 
five-minute conversation 
with the average voter. 

and

Democracy is the worst 
form of government, 
except for all of the others.

Cerese: Rugby


What goes with an oval-shaped ball, a stadium and a good old fashion tailgate party? Women’s Rugby and AWG, of course!!!
Join AWG friends for an outing of exceptional zest and plenty of fun while cheering on our US Women’s rugby team!!!!
TICKETS: Reserve yours by giving Cerese 6€ before Tuesday, November 22nd.
Carpooling: Encouraged (Meet-up point to be announced)
Tailgate Party: ABSOLUTELY! so plan on bringing some finger food and or a thermos filled with a hot beverage to share in the parking area closest to the spectators’ entrance where we plan on gathering to nibble and get into the spirit of the match.
WHEN: Friday, November 25th, 2016 7:00pm: “Tailgate Party” – 9:00pm: Match
WHERE : Altrad Stadium/Yves de Manoir Stadium- 500 avenue de Vanières Montpellier
REMEMBER TO BRING: “Tailgate Party finger food” - seat cushion – blanket- pocket change to buy goblet for concession drinks (no food or drink allowed into stadium from outside source) – binoculars, gloves, bonnet and DRESS WARMLY!!!
CONTACT: Cerese – 0688170179 or cerese@live.fr before Tuesday, November 22nd - Anyone wanting to reserve tickets, who hasn’t already can find me at the Golf de Massane Golf Club on Mon. Nov. 21st 12:30 – 1:30 or send a check to:
Cerese Chassang Smothers- Résidence Tourisme – Les Jardins de Massane- Apt #49 – Golf de Massane- 34670 Baillargues (Before Nov. 22nd !!!)

Wednesday, 9 November 2016

Katharine C: USA post-election breakfast

Photo credits:  Sylvia


Moment of truth

Karen, Linda, Appie, Kim, Julie

Peggy, Susan Rey, Karen


Jan and Kim

Pam, Linda, Appie

Phil - all was not gloom this morning.

Carol tells it like it is


Carol and Cerese

Susan and Sylvia

Jane

When the going gets tough, the tough get eating. 

Carol won the prize for the best-dressed person today - NO CONTEST
 Well, it wasn't all gloom and doom today - we had a great time, as AWG tends to when
two or three are gathered together.  And when that happens, there may not be dancing, but
there certainly was singing:  

God bless America, land that I love,
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam,
God bless America, my home sweet home.
God bless America, my home sweet home.


The sun had come out by the time people were leaving, mid-morning.
And to quote that most noble bard (not Shakespeare, but Eric Idle of Monty Python):

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

 words and music by Eric Idle